David Letterman’s Top Ten Things overheard at Muammar Gaddafi funeral.
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10. “Honestly, how the hell did he spell his name?”
09. “It’s a shame he didn’t live long enough to promote himself past colonel”
08. “Is is too soon to hit on the buxon Ukrainian nurse?”
07. “After the service, come back to the house for cake”
06. “Where’s his hot daughter, Kim Khadafi?”
05. “And now, a few words from Muammar’s closest friend, Loni Anderson”
04. “At least he died doing what he loved best — begging for mercy in a storm darin”
03. “Incoming!!!”
02. “Nice of Leno to send flowers”
01.”Let’s bury this mo&*$r—ker!”